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December 14 2016

snorlaxatives:

god it’s so annoying how delusional ass conservatives act like millennials are “offended by everything” for standing up to things like blatant racism and sexism, meanwhile there’s a conservative outrage every time starbucks releases a cup without “merry christmas” on it

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bellygangstaboo:

anytime someone mentions my not saving money i start crying.

December 12 2016

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incendavery:

in dreams

(patreon)

Relatable bpd things™

bxyderline:

- ’’Is this attention seeking? Is this manipulative? Is this romanticizing?’’
- Feeling like u give 100% and get 3% back. With everyone. Always.
- Over analyzing insignificant things like glances, stares, gestures, tone of voice, etc.
- Constantly dropping interests and leaving things halfway done.
- Ur entire fucking thought process contradicting itself, being a paradox.
- Staying with abusive friends / partners because who’s gonna give u attention??? Who even are u without them???
- Secretly wishing for bad things to happen to u bc then u have reasons to soak in self-pity and want attention.
- Everyday at the crack of dawn u spin the Wheel of Symptoms™, u never know what’s gonna happen, it’s fucking wild.
- Never being satisfied, always having that underlining emptiness.
- Not being able to tell the difference between sarcasm and ‘’This person seriously fucking hates me.’’
- Having a good day and immediately panicking that u’ve been faking it all.
- Splitting. Just splitting.
- Always lowkey being ready for death.

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micdotcom:

One woman delivered the perfect response to Donald Trump’s Twitter meltdown about SNL. A little louder for the people in the back, please.

December 10 2016

at the grocery

rhubabe:

dk64s1999:

i was gonna make this a joke but im too tired someone do it for me

store

just-shower-thoughts:

Vacuums are weird because when they don’t suck, they suck, and when they suck, they don’t suck.

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thatfunnyblog:

AND WHAT!?!

ritavonbees:

asgardreid:

cardozzza:

dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

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sangcoon:

voltron legendary conquerors of the cliff

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vastderp:

puddlecat:

1 day old / 1 year old

heirloom creambean seed on day of planting

mature kittyplant ready for harvest

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untitled87121:

untitled87121:

winter walk dog safety!

please wipe your pups paws after taking them on a winter walk. un-purified rock salts contain traces of heavy metals such as mercury and lead. however, most municipalities in north america use ferrocyanide (a form known to cause cancer) as an anti-caking agent to facilitate the spreading of rock salt and prevent clumping. these ice melter toxins combined with antifreeze (ethylene glycol, that’s been spilled onto roads/sidewalks/driveways) are known to irritate pets who lick their paws and ingest these chemicals in harmful quantities after their winter walks. dogs that have stepped in antifreeze will be inclined to lick it because it smells and tastes SWEET.

antifreeze poisoning symptoms:
- lack of coordination
- excessive drinking and urination
- gastrointestinal irritation
- coma, seizures, and/or death

rock salt poisoning symptoms:
- burns to the mouth
- dehydration
- raw and sore paws
- liver and kidney failure
- pancreatitis

protect your furry four legged pals this winter season!! i had a dog ingest antifreeze after licking some off someone’s driveway and it was heartbreaking watching his condition worsen while on the way to the vet. he ended up being treated and made full recovery but i would have been devastated if it was anything other than old age that took him from me. stay safe!

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!

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